You Say Huntsman, I Say Roget

Hey, teeheehee, Jon Huntsman said "efficacious"! (That's the pre-teen boy's equivalent to booger. Or dookey.)

Oh, huh-huh, then he said "diminution"! (Now we're up to fart and weenie.)

Then he said Mitt Romney was pandering on the subject of tariffs. (Hey, that's not funny.)

And when he raised up a butt-cheek at the rest of the stage and let out a big old smelly "Too big to fail" is bad and must go. Causing Rick Perry to have to concede the point. I will tickled, but all the pre-teen boys of the world chose to go to bed and read. Anything.

Finally he said we Americans are "the most blue sky people the world has ever known." And the boys' parents trotted off to bed because Jon just wasn't funny anymore. The End. Good-night.