So You Think You're Smarter Than A Conservative?

Let's Celebrate CPAC With 9-9-9 Questions!!!!!!!!!


Just match the phrases on the left with the person who spoke them OR the person, place, or thing on the right to which they refer:

1. "spraying hot liquid"  ******* Rick Santorum
2. "exposed to Newt"     ******* Mom's chemo
3. "residents told to stay indoors" Michael Steele
4. "treated for fainting"  *******  Michael Steele
5.  Rand Paul called it "empty vessel" Mitt Romney
6. "little risk to fetus"     ******* Republican Party
7. "Watchout, Santorum's on the loose" Jamaican trash fire
8. "severely conservative" ***** Manuel Noriega
9. "we're not gonna win with money" Tassimo recall

So how'd you do? If you truly are smarter than a conservative, you'll realize that there are almost no wrong answers in the quiz! Just match 'em at will.