Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Today's Cockeyed Horoscopes

Aries: Dude, seriously, when are you going to learn to relax? Chill out, you've already won it all.
Taurus: Remember to let people be themselves. They'll mess up, but they'll learn more from it.
Gemini: Hope you're still out there keeping on! Treasure the past but live in the present.
Cancer: Your stories will live on forever. Heavily editorialized, but immortalized.
Leo: Find empathy for others and you will find happiness. A smile goes a long way.
Virgo: Your gifts never stop giving; your lessons inform always. You know so much.
Libra: You will help two little old ladies across the street--or the information superhighway. Thanks!
Scorpio: Slow down, you'll grow up soon enough. Take your time to enjoy the scenery.
Sagittarius: You are a friend when no other will be. You light up a room.
Capricorn: You patient creature, we couldn't survive without you. We are so grateful to know you.
Aquarius: Keep the peace, and love, and heady notions. Your dreams make the world go 'round.
Pisces: Remember, just grin and go on. We can't let them know we're the ones in charge. (Shhhh...)

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