Boehner vs POTUS: The Stand-zas

Speaker Boehner just did...speak, that is. And here, in a much more interesting way than he could ever put it, is his plan to create jobs in America: (with a few interruptions from You Know Who)

Mr. President, you are a feigner

Your gimmicks those of a campaigner

You hurt the creators

Who sit as spectators

And warn that they can't be sustainers.

Your cabinet, the agencies' reigners

You should enlist as proclaimers

Of the task at hand

For a new tax plan

Which will make all of us the great gainers.

But as sure as we'll wax they'll be waners

Two other thoughts need entertainers

Regulations kill jobs

And spending still robs

Our economy, what could be plainer?

Our tax code could be so much saner

Give that to the committee, says Boehner

Our economy to liberate

More jobs then to create

Than some short term fix, a no-brainer!

And I must reply, Mr. Boehner

That while I have quit you're a chainer

So stop blowing smoke

Before everyone's broke

I can give you the name of my trainer.

I know where you're going, Explainer

That bridge near the home of us Boehners

Well, good luck for tryin'

But we've got Paul Ryan

Whose 3-pointer's a leveling painer.

Now that gives my neck a big craner

The way your words fall through the strainer

Compare round ball's maxes

To fair or flat taxes?

On my country parade you're the rainer.

And just one more thought for you, Boehner

Since you like being such a complainer

Without my impression

We'd be in Depression

And we'd all have gone down the drainer!