Top 15 Reasons Jesus Wouldn't Like Custom Tebow Jerseys

It seems that some Broncos fans have taken it upon themselves (and their backs) to replace the name "TEBOW" with "JESUS" on the #15 football jerseys. Of course that cannot go without some snark from yours truly. (If you don't care for religious humor, stop here...thanks!)

THE TOP 15 Reasons Jesus Wouldn't Like Custom Tebow Jerseys:

15. Tebow sounds too much like a weapon, at least in the fourth quarter.
14. Leaves out the "H. CHRIST" part.
13. He preferred the old uniforms.
12. He's really a Saints fan.
11. Bible says not to touch pig skin.
10. Blasphemy because of the "Some Call Me...Tim" guy from "Monty Python's Holy Grail".
09. Quarterbacks often "sneak" the ball.
08. Jesus would never throw an interception.
07. Prefers the number #1.
06. The O-line bows in the wrong direction.
05. BLITZERS!
04. "In the pocket" sounds nefarious.
03. Don't get him started on the "Hail Mary".
02. There are no overtimes in life: Either you're dead or you're not.
01. Come on, Tebow is annoying and that's the gospel truth!

Nice of the Son of the Big Guy to have such a great sense of humor. Oh, and this really gives new meaning to wearing your religion on your sleeve. Or at least it gives it a new position.