Brothers and Sisters:
Today we were blessed with the fifth miracle of the football Prophet Tim Tebow. With a game on the line, the Holy Hurler again brought his team to The Promised Land of victory. Blessings be upon him and upon the Great White Stallions in his charge.
Now some--the Fox Sports analysis crew--are doubters. They speak of the mechanics of the game in the same way that so-called scientists discuss the "Big Bang Theory". Terry (the Lord took your hair) Bradshaw went so far as to say that Glorious Tim won the game because he "had to be a conventional pocket quarterback and was very successful." BLASPHEMY! These football scientists discount the fact that Jesus--the one who Truthteller Tim points to so often--is behind these wins, orchestrating them from above just as sure as the number 15 adds up to six which is a three letter word which is symbolic of The Holy Trinity. It is so obvious that even the blind--whom Prophet Tim could heal--can see it!
Certainly after a few more weeks of miracles even the prognosticators will get on the Tebow Train to Glory. Pious passes are his burning bush; humble handoffs are his parting of the seas. And when he runs you can see the very face of God.
Football's Saints may be in New Orleans, but there's one more Saint out there and some call him "Tim".
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