Saturday, May 28, 2011

Top Ten Things I Need To Be True

1. Soap is self-cleaning.
2. It really will all come out in the wash.
3. No one saw that.
4. I do just choose not to do all those things, but I could if I wanted to.
5. There is no reincarnation for the truly tired.
6. When the gas light comes on it does mean I have one more gallon of gas in the tank.
7. Thinking burns calories.
8. Passive planning is a viable contribution to any project.
9. My level of procrastination is directly related to my capacity of common sense.
10.If I accomplished everything on my "to do" lists, I would spontaneously combust.

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