Q. Why does Palin wanna bust in on Rolling Thunder?
A. Has something to do with lipstick on a hog.
Q. Why is okay to call someone a Nazi, but not a slut?
A. Has something to do with a fox and a peacock.
Q. Why did Tiffanys' profit increase by 25%?
A. Has something to do with a newt.
Q. Why did the old lady get pushed off the cliff?
A. Has something to do with fat cats.
Oh animals, you make following the talking points so much more interesting. Bites, doesn't it?
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