Okay, I'm not perfect. But according to two headlines this week I am, as a tall writer, both cancer-prone and pompous. Seriously, why in the world do I even read these things?
In related news, people with brains are bound to start a conversation at some point. Those with nerve endings are gonna yell one day. And the hideously handsome are huge traffic-stopping risks.
Ugh.
Oh, in the good news, I sorted out that whole turning over/coverage problem with the wearable towel invention: Just add a little velcro tab in the crotch of the half panty, make both pieces fully elasticized, and tah-dah, you can disengage the new tab and roll over with everything in place and with a reasonable amount of coverage. (The crotch flap just needs to be generous enough to stick with you as you flip. Hell, how many times have we all had that thought?!)
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