I won't lie, I missed the debate Saturday night. I was busy watching Stanford blow their title chances to the Ducks. But I've seen a few "highlights" and, more importantly, I scanned CBS' offerings over the course of a normal week in order to divine what happened.
So here is your CBS show-inspired nomenclature for the GOP field. Watch for a special cameo, too!
*Airing this week, a show starring whoever is atop or rising in the polls, "Person Of Interest".
*HERMAN CAIN reveals more about his character in "How I Met Your Mother".
*MICHELE BACHMANN attempts to come up with a country-sinking conspiracy theory in "Stargate: Atlantis".
*NEWT GINGRICH gives his life story on "The Good Wife".
*RICK PERRY takes on satire in this week's episode of "Unforgettable".
*MITT ROMNEY stars in "Blue Bloods", along with some corporations playing the extras.
*A famous half-century old island native (POTUS) makes a cameo in "Hawai'i Five-O".
*"Two and a Half Men", featuring RICK SANTORUM, JON HUNTSMAN and, or course, RON PAUL, tackles socially conservative issues with all the grace of a bull in a Pottery Barn.
*GOP Economic Plan: "Wheel of Fortune"
*GOP Tax Pledges: "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
*GOP Foreign Policy: "Jeopardy!"
*GOP Wage and Price Index Study Results: "The Price is Right"
*GOP attitude toward the 99%: "Cold Case"
Oh, and sorry, but our most-Right friends have asked the execs at CBS to cancel this one because they see no use in it: "Let's Make a Deal".
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