Thursday, November 10, 2011

Top Five Cainisms from Debate

Herman "She is Her and I am the Man" Cain, when taken out of context, let some pretty funny phrases fly in last night's CNBC Republican Debate.

Number Five: "Princess Nancy (Pelosi)"--an interesting choice for a man with "female problems"
Number Four: "...only one with a bold plan who's ready to defend it"--Be very afraid.
Number Three: "...front door or back door"--uh-huh
Number Two: "Putting stuff in the caboose"--Way too much information!
and Number One: "If they fully understand it, they will demand it."--Think a lot of yourself, eh?

The Godfather also wanted us to understand that if we first help the businesses then all will be well and we'll all be just fine. Novel approach? Sure.

And it should be noted, for those of you who missed this non-confrontational snoozer, that the audience booed audibly whenever John Har-harwood (it's a "Frasier" joke) broached the subject of Mr. Cain's recent alleged scandal. Sadly they were not recoiling at the "candidate's" dispossession of basic facts.

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